IT'S 2011, WHERE IS MY SLAVE ROBOT AND CHROME UNDERWEAR?

Well, it's the new year. How nice. Only a year until utter destruction.
I spent my New Year's Eve with a 2 litre bottle of Diet Coke and a bowl of onion rings in my hands and a cheesed off look on my face. Why do we celebrate the turning of one year into another? I just don't get it. I know most people just use it as an excuse to get wasted, but I just cannot bear the fireworks and nearby house parties. They give me a damn headache.
So yeah, it's a new year, so I should have some resolutions. I think I have one big one that I don't really have an option to fail, which is to do well at my exams. I NEED to do well, or I can kiss a place at a halfway decent university goodbye. I want an A in Biology, an A in Drama, an A in Psychology and anything above an E in Chemistry. I will do this. I don't have a choice, I WILL do this. To do this, I'm going to pack my Xbox away and get rid of all distractions, hopefully I actually will this time, as I've unsuccessfully tried to get rid of my Xbox and all it's stuff about 7 times.

Other than doing well in school, I want to carry on losing weight. I will not go to the chip shop near school for lunch at all this year. In the past month or so, I lost a little bit of weight, but the Christmas and New Years break has fucked things up considerably, I mean, pigging out with barely any exercise? Nah mate. Not good. I'm going to finish some coursework for school tomorrow morning and then go for a run.
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Honestly.

That's another thing, mornings. My sleep pattern is so disrupted it's like the San Andreas Fault having a geological shit fit. I have not been to sleep earlier than 5AM in the past few weeks, and that's not out of a lack of trying. I've often spent a good 6 hours in bed trying to doze off. I've tried having baths before bed, drinking Horlicks, Christ, I'd have a bath IN Horlicks if I thought it would help. It's evil. And as a result of this, I've been sleeping in until about 1PM. You'd probably just pass it off as teenage laziness, but if you knew me, you would know I do not sleep later than about 10AM without a very good disruptive factor. It's pissing me off because it means I get less than 5 hours of daylight, which is the most depressing thing I've ever had to go through.

That's pretty much it, I want to do some other stuff this year that I haven't done, like going on holiday with friends like the normal 18 year old does, maybe start the damn vlog that I wanted to do last year.
-sigh-
I am so not doing any of this. Pass the cheesecake.